That's Just Wack


1 note

I’ve been in my bed watching The Office… I’m sorry to inform everyone that I will never get anything done ever again. Ever. Again. EVER.

Curse you, Netflix. Making things available to me and shit.

Filed under the office netflix lazy unproductive

308,936 notes


one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

(via nicolexrawr)

493,410 notes


It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

(via theoceanisnotsilent)

110,654 notes


The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

(via broken---down)

0 notes

marissaamichellee asked: I saw you said that you stopped smoking weed. Well how did you do that? I am in serious need of help.

I don’t think I’m capable of telling you how to stop smoking weed. However, I can let you know a few things that might be helpful in your process: (1) Peer pressure is the hardest part. I’ve learned to like being alone and sober more than I like doing drugs with my “friends”. (2) You HAVE to want to quit. No half-assing anything. No maybe. No trying. Just doing. Just quitting. If you truly want to quit, you are capable of quitting. (3) Don’t give up. As long as you’re trying, you’re making progress. Constantly. (4) Support. Find someone to help you believe in yourself directly. Like a life coach or cheerleader. I will gladly cheer you on every day should you need or want me to. But you have to know yourself, believe in yourself (at least a little, and pride yourself in what you’re doing. Every day. That’s all I can think of right now. Don’t be afraid to talk to me if you need any other advice or information. I’m also here if you just need someone to talk to. I hope you have a good day, okay? There’s a lot to life, but there’s not a lot of time. Live your life how you want before life turns and traps you. If you don’t live how you want to, others will selfishly use you to live their lives how they want. Chin up. Always. You got this.